The South Philly CISOs are a tight-knit, no-nonsense hacker collective rooted in the heart of South Philadelphia, where cybersecurity meets cheesesteaks. Comprised of battle-hardened security professionals, rogue sysadmins, and a few too many ex-pentesters with opinions about hoagie roll integrity, the group operates from a rotating series of basements, pizza shops, but mostly knarphie's place.

Equal parts blue-team braintrust and streetwise threat-hunting syndicate, the South Philly CISOs specialize in defending critical infrastructure, exposing supply chain threats, and loudly arguing about TLS cipher suites over Wawa coffee. Known for their signature hoodie patches featuring the Liberty Bell wrapped in Ethernet cable, they pride themselves on one motto:

"Encrypt like you live under I-95."